Dissed by a Drag Queen
Last night I had one of my best Halloween outfits ever as Mother of Dragons Khaleesi Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen. I was fortunate enough to be invited to "Quench" a gay bar with a costume contest. My friends a sexy witch and Edward Scissorhands and Velma were there with me.
As the gorgeous drag queen MC called me out onstage I cried out "Unsullied!!! Will you fight for me as free men!!" Two of my friends yelled and clapped wildly. The MC said sorry honey your two friends aint going to win you this contest. I yelled at her "DRACARYS!!!" which is the command for my dragon to burn her.
The Queen was most displeased with this outcome.
However her fun friends soon distracted her from enacting revenge.....
2 comments:
Love it. Velma is killing it by the way.
good show- Randolf Crandel III
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